And alas, they only had enough tchotchkes for one day, or perhaps three. But Lo, the tchotchkes miraculously multiplied to last for eight days (or however many days were left)! (How do they do that??) And that’s before I explore The Attic of the Mysteries. It is an ancient Chanukah Miracle. And the children rejoiced. They’d better, because the money gods are broke. Oy.