So, it’s Friday, everything that managed to get shoveled is being covered by more snow, and of course the kids got another day off! Even my Food Outreach delivery got rescheduled. Although it’s erev, I decided the challah gods will forgive me this one time if I also take another snow day—what are they gonna do, send thunder-snow? This way everyone can stay in bed! Or get stuff done.
Snow is best appreciated from inside the comfort of hibernation, IMO. If I were a rich dictator, I’d pay all workers to stay home. I’d sentence all the trump criminal mobsters to hard labor plowing and shoveling for us. Then I’d deport them to Mars on a one-way Musk-ship. They’d never get away with murder as they’re doing.